R.I.P.

ALUCARD THE NIMBLE

R.I.P. Alucard born 2022, died New Years day 2026 at the hands of a smartphone enthusiast …. Alucard & I were stopped at a light, turn signal on, waiting to turn into neighborhood, when a mobile phone enjoyer nearly cancelled my subscription to life by ramming me from behind around 60mph while vigorously thumbing around on her handheld screen. Please don’t be one of them soft palmed losers who play w phones while they drive. She told the police man that she sneezed, hhmmmm sneeze yes very interesting.., not a single sneeze during the 2 hours we were on the side of the road..

Regardless, woulda had to been quite the long sneeze as I was sitting at light a while waiting to turn ..Thankfully I am here still, slightly banged up yet alive, sadly at the expense of a reliable, good looking, & the nimblest bike I’ve ever had. Alucard was more than metal parts bolted together in bike shape. He was my friend.